Anyone think we could be in over our heads a little...?

I mean... if we're brought in to protect this place... but there's no warning?

How... do we do our jobs?[And that's all the text you get. The recluse can be found in the temple dining area, grabbing a late afternoon snack before trying to hobble unobtrusively back to his pod ( Read more... )

What's going on with the statues? Why is everyone talking about them like it's the plague?

They're just statues.

[Seriously, you guys. What the hell.]

We're supposed to be here to fight? Is that what I've been hearing ( Read more... )

[He usually doesn't speak up all that often.  But having seen post after post asking after missing items... it's not that hard to figure out what's happened.]

So... that makes how many deaths by now?

What the hell is wrong with you people?  You don't have anything better to do, so you decide to commit mass murder?  Christ... get a goddamn hobby.

So... let me get this straight.  Everyone's... suddenly reverted to their younger selves.  Or, at least, a vast majority.

[He sighs.]

And some of us... haven't changed...  at all.  Thanks a lot, Captain.  I don't miss being able to, you know, walk... not at all.

... Please God, someone tell me this bullshit isn't going to happen on a regular basis.

Bad enough I'm getting carted off to a party in the middle of the night without getting assaulted by tone-deaf macaroni.  There is a reason we've got a cat, not kids.

[... a little slow on the uptake today.]